The Goddess of Abundance and the Genius Troublemaker Apostle

I broke through the 0.0000001% odds and became an Apostle serving the [God of Abundance]. He’s obviously a god related to agriculture… but my basic skill is decapitation. Cut off a head, farming, click. Processing crops, click. Like one of those health supplements that are really good for you, but impossible to explain properly, I’m selling it.